kyle's blog

Well let me start with days 5,6,7,8 of my challenge i failed the drinkin part due to rum being so great and being well just a fkn alco but hey fkn life goes on correct? sure does anyways abstience is going great mudos and benji tried to fault me but hey i was stayin true yay!!!

Now let me really start the blog Friday nite was probably worst day of my life fkn shit house day full of stress and flowing emotions which sucked but due to nesh's help issues have been resloved and everything is sweet this was proven by a great saturday nite omg thanx mudos and benji massive nite it started wit me and mudos and benji at first choice about to check when wat did i c omg RUM!!! thats fkn rite due to me being alco i was like fk it and a bottle i got and so glad i did hahaha then cus wat a nite sat nite was. It was a quick stop at maccas where on the way mudos yells out to these chicks HI 5!!! lucky he didnt say how much cus they came into maccas bahaha we got our maccas and i got a litre of cola which was later used for other reasons and was then to mudos's hosue for dvds then to benji's for my charger and to my house for a nite of drinkin and it didnt let up. Full of crazy karoke benji and i getting trashed off rum and rumba and me doin a nude run oh thats rite fkers KYLOS!!!! NUDE RUNS ARE FKN BACK!!!! then it was the sack it went thinkin the coast on a sunday will be great benji and mudos walked home oh and apparently i have a ralph model on my msn WINNAH!!!!! .

Well it was sunday morning i woke up at 7 to a msg from benji saying dnt pick me up for coast i was like fk it to far and kept sleeping. Sunday was a great day free breakfast coutesy of dad woohoo then the thought came across my mind i think i mite a have  a quiet one, I QUIET ONE????? WTF but it was to benji and danman who fkn convinced me to come and omg glad i did dan man picked me up from house then to the bottleo to pick up his rumba then fkn to benjis for the graet ride to the shack and the nite did not dissapoint. We were having a great time fkn random singing dancing and wat not and the odd drunk calls from randoms and to randoms wen all of a sudden the worst eva incident happen cameron tried to blow out a candle but went all of ova dan man not knowing how bad it was the munchies came along and it was the adventure of a lifetime to the famous shell. I thought i wud be cool and run with my water bottle of fkn mount juggalot but to avail i ate fkn shit and lost my water bottle just laying there brendo thought he was on the moon and ate shit fkn the shack lost great soldiers that nite then it was on to the construction yard where we reeked havick i picked up every pice of wood they used for measuring and threw the fkers then it was to this massive fkn pipe we threw down the road oh fkn great times. then brendo tried fkn high jump omg that was fkn halirous on the way to the shell danman knocked ova barriers where we fkn ran like a pack of pussies where benji ate shit hahahah great times got to shell where danman the legend got me some food b4 i new it was off to the shack again where we met up wit mudos and then the unfortunate happened all mudos had to say was i am sorry but no he was a fkn terrible emo drunk and fkd off and gave us the finger. We got back to the shack where we bailed cus of danmans arm was fkd so to the bikes where benji cud not ride in a straight line he tried and ended up into the bush after getting out into the street was home for me and powered home like a fkn rocket only to be undone by fkn sheep station gully like seriously who fkn names these things bunch of dickheads if u ask me.

Well it was monday and i wasnt really that keen for the footy game but hey $22 and hot gold coast cheerleaders i was convinced and fkn glad i did. Best nite started off pretty shithouse trapping andrew symonds in his own car thought he wud fire up was fkn scared from there it was to the food then a beer then to the hill where the fun started i broke little boys spirits by yelling out suck wen they yelled out go cowboys then was paying terrorist out (mullet) cus of his beard then asking him if he was getting wet to ask the 12 yr olds for one of there umbrellas but his beard scared them away hahah and then the cheerleaders came out omg fkn best show 2 videos and it was great then i pretended to be the titans manager and so far i hv 2 playas who arent sacked lol.

Then afta getting back in to the car it was to maccas where i saw a very fit maccas manager and she was wearing bonds panties omg so hot navy blue ones and was a great site to c then it was hometime which was filled wit random bs about bogs, music, and fkn curry munchers well that is my rant for a while well that is me everyone come to keirens house warming walkin distance from my house will be a great ntie laterz!!!!!!

hey hey well its day 5 and im actually feeling pretty good its been great and work has kept me on my toes which is good so yea lol this weekend will be a test but hey im up for a challenge i think today is a turning point in my life stay tuned for tomrow i will tell u why.

Wow today is day 4 and im feeling like a million dollars and today is thursday and nearly to the great wonderful long weekend cnt fkn wait should be exciting haha anyways im out jsut wanted to give u an update and also had the fkn weird dreams eva lol

wow i passed the first day WOOHOOO!!!! nah its day 2 and im feeling pretty good but i think the weekend will really test me haha anyways im out thought i wud give u a update haha

Well today is the official start of teh challenge as benji was the challanger and said i start monday well its monday and wat a fkn convience that i wake up wit morning glory fkers and now im at work chillin its goin alrite for a monday 1 day gone 40 to go i can do it!!!

Well it comes a time in a mans life more like fkn kyles life where you have to say enough is enough ive tried to go 2 months without alcohol could I do it nope not in fkn a life time i have very low self control but due to constructive critisim from benji and abuse he has challenged me to 41 days without porn, not touchin myself and no alco. I have accpeted his challenge he rekons i can not last a week but i think i can go last a lot more this will be a huge thing for me but hey i rekon i can do it, yes it will be challenging but hey if this is what it takes to fkn wake up to myself then so be it. Working out will be pretty much my life as well as work and other stuff to keep me occupied. Well im out laterz 

Well it was monday first day of me and benjis fitness plan and i was at his doing weight session and shit and i was fkd after that was so sore for the next 2 days.

On tuesday was my first install for work and learning the telecommunications part it was off to a bad stuff by not nowing where the phones were going wat port numbers they were and not ringing AP Eagers IT to see if someones cud be there for us to be in the comms room. But all in all got it done in 3 hours was pretty simple.

I used it as a learning curve and im still learning so it was wednesday and me and benji both agreed that gym was not on tonite cus we were fkd haha lol

So it was thursday the last day of being in brisbane becuase i found out that hervey bay would be my next install and missing out on the anzac test which i was very heartbroken about. Gym absoulty fkd me i cudnt feel my body i was fkd haha.

Friday morning came and Hervey Bay i was going 4 hours later we were at maryborough to sus things out like numbers and shit and to find out that it was a huge fk up by the guy who was there b4 us fker after knowing wtf was going on was to the hervey bay to sus things out now i hvnt been there since i was like i was born. I was born in brissy but lived in hervey bay then from there moved to kingaroy then from there to brissy where i meet all my mates hehe yay Moving on haha after getting to hervey bay and sorting there shit out it was now 6pm and time to go home had a huge headache and felt like everything that cud fk up did and so free beeer was going and free food as me being kyle had the worst fkn day ever hd 3 beers and ate as much food as i cud yes i no no drinking for 2 months but hey a couple beeers wasnt goin to hurt so afta watchin the footy it was time for cricket and wat a game that was.

It was saturday and hit up the cafe down the bottom best hot chocolate and pancakes for freee was great from there went to jack casey hervey bay to finish the job and to pick up my usb from there we went to marborough to finsih taht and everything was done except for 4 phones cus recabling needed to be done we didnt want to tell the gm cus he father in-law just died so probably wasnt the best thing haha but spoke to my boss and he was happy wit the job done and off home i went to some hard earned rest ready for a big week of gym and exercising and work haha well have a good one and that is me for this week talk to u later bye xx

Well where do i start it was a huge friday nite last week it was the last weekend of drinking or so i thought but that is another story lol.

It was friday arvo and i rang cam saying ur coming to mine for beers he was "like aiit we will go halves in a carton" im like aiit it came to 5pm and i was ready for a huge nite of drinking on the way to cams was listening to scotty doesnt no and in flames was going hit the bottleo got our carton and it was off to my house where i was bombarded by my and dad saying i had to clean the kitchen cus they were to fkn lazy to do it and i hvnt even touched the kitchen FKERS!!!! so afta that beers was on and cam and i were going strong 4 beers in an hour i knew it was going to be huge when i got a phone call by ash the receptionist at work sayin i still had her card from that day "i was like my bad i will leave it in the letter box for ya so u can pick it up in the morning" she was like oh ok then thats cool have a good one i was the same. smashing these beers down and then aaron turned up to watch the footy have a chat and watch oldschool wit me and cam. I have noticed movies go so much faster when drunk i missed so much why i hv no fkn idea hahah. Wen aaron left the hardcore gangsta of a neighbour in the name of martin came ova where i walked to the bottelo and bought him a 6 pack of jimmys he back and was drinkin wit us and then dad came home so cam took one for the team and said the jimmys were his hahaha dad asked me sunday if martin was drinkin i was like nah they were cams hahah idiot lol. Well it was time to get some more beers and b4 i new me and cam had destroyed the fkn carton i was para as and cam didnt want to stay home so he got the last 2 beers cus i owed him one from the bet on the footy so he went and that is wen i fkn passed out on my bed yes thats rite not underneath naked but in it i was like fkn SCORE!!!!.

Well it was Saturday the day of reckoning for cam his first nite out and i new it was going to be huge it started off wit me picking up benji from work this time he had his bike so no drive by lol it sadden me. From there to his house then back to mine where it was back to benjis where i got dropped off by tj cus he needed the car for netball. Benji and i needed booze so it was to Mcquires where i rode and benji ran best choice i made he was fkd wen we got home and benji and i were keen to destroy Arsenal with cc's but getting a random phone call by yank saying come with him to get nani from her house well i cudnt resist and benji was on the band wagon as well. Well it was off to CLEVELAND with benji and yank and 2 cc cans haha and to pick up cam as well. We had to get booze for cam so we did a circle and booze for cam soon was to be ours as me and benji destroyed our cans hahaha. Finally got tiana's house where we spoke to her parents for a bit reliving that lovely 17th bday parta that fkn rocked lol. Got to the car and the first exciting thing happened tiana blew a cc can up and went all ova the mitsi which yank was not very happy bout. Was on the way home wit karaoke in full swing "And I SWEAR BY THE MOON AND THE STARS SKY I'LL BE THERE!!!!' lol i love it haha was jsut oustside cleveland and i needed to break the seal hardcore no preggy skills for me haha so me and benji jumped pissed behind a bus stop and off we went to home again haha.

After getting to benjis we started playing tekken and drinking more and myself and benji getitng changed ready for a big by this time i have had 5 cc's and was feeling great and b4 i new it we were on the way to the city first stop yeatsie's but they just got there drinks so yank stayed wit them to bring them in so it was off wit dirty bastard man that guy is a fkn champ love that guy. Talking random shit all the way there and perving on this hot chick in a turboed car haha.

Second stop on the way to the city was benji's other uncles apartment was very nice and posh haha i liked it after using his toilet facilities it was off to irish murpheys where they didnt sell cc which benji was not happy bout i got a pint of TED and was goin down not so good and sculling the last quarter of it was not a very good idea but held my composure to go on to the next stop which was Omeiley's great bar it is and it got better for benji had spotted the bundy rum promo girls and that is where i relised i must go back to the old days to get prizes and talk to them. So i walked up to one of them and go hey can i have a go she goes buy a rum and i will come c u im like sweet so i bought 2 walked ova to her where she goes hey was bout to come c u im like haha anyways after many rums and winning all there prizes and giving a second key ring to tiana <3 was time to chill out and talk to i think her name was alyssa and the other one was mel and try and sus them out. Was having a great time talkin to alyssa and then mel and looking at mels hot rack. Well after me giving them my number and finding out where they workd it was off to the Embassy which was fkn shit house hated so shit just wanted to kill al the hardcore gangstas after lving there brendo and cam went to the phoenix and me benji went to the vic where we lost tiana then from there it was the all mighty mustang bar WINNAH!!! was having a great time drinkin and stuff singing random songs dnt really remember much all i no benji looked fkn angry like someone just spat in his drink haha everytime i asked him wat was wrong he was like " WAT FK U" g0t PMT? haha anyways it was time to go home by this time i think it was like 3.30 or somehting and this random chick came up to me asking was there a bus soon going to woolawin well using past experiences and telling her that there wasnt and that there was taxi rank nearby and that i would walk her there and telling her bout my bros gf used to live there etc and stuff and then all of a sudden pops out of no where scared the fk out of me got to the taxi rank and stayed there for a bit and then all of sudden got a phone cal 130 in 3 mins brendo and i were like wtf did a quick goodbye and ran for our lives got to the bus just in time. While on the bus me and brendo were talking and shit then relised i didnt get her number and she didnt get mine we were shattered but ova all had a fkn great time thanx cam and everyone for coming out celebrating his bday FKN GREAT TIMES!!

PS neva put a hat down ur pants very uncomfortable hahah laterz

hey hey welcome back to the mcg, well it is great to be back well where do i start for this large blog well lets start with going to the coast.

The usual crew which consists of me benji, bendo, yeatsie, and jess go the coast now every saturday morning because its like the best and it wakes u up afta a heavy nite of drinking. Its great i love especially when benji and I play the pole axing game that is so much fun so many battle wounds lol and there have been some great waves to catch as well and huge dumper ones lol.

My pub crawl well what a nite that consited of, that was great times wont go into to much detail as benji has already detailed on what happened but to add to the events i dont remember going to gohoooleys at all by this time yank and I were a fkn mess lol i remember popping into work on the way home to get my charger how i got up the stairs, put in my pin code and got my charger and back down again with stacking it and talkin to andrew and marrissa for 5 mins was halirous.

Last Sat nite was a pretty good Benji was an absolute champ was drunk but man me and him at a great time doing random shit as we do hahaha. It was a shame Lisa didnt want to be and idiot with us seemd she was to cool for us random people lol anyway i nearly passed out on the bus home and wen i got home i crashed and made sure benji got home alrite in which he did lol and that i drove Lisa home on sunday morning nuthing lol we had quite the chat bout random stuff b4 me passing out lol.

Sunday consisted of me going to benji's picking him up going to brodies then going to cams and brendos house to pick them up and then going scavenging at random housing sites to find random shit for our shack afta getting the shack up to date with the necessary improvements it was time for some chack cricket it was great nuthing better then the shack, few great mates and cricket was in heaven lol.

Well atm my life is going pretty good I have a good job, great mates, and im doing a fitness plan wit benji which will be good since i dnt do sport anymore so should be great fun well i will update wat happens afta this weeknd.

Im out laterz.

Well 2 fridays back me cam and benji were at the shack sinking some drinks and by the time i new it we fkn walkin to the shell at 2am and leaving a destructive path on the way there which included me and cam rippin up the wooden poles they use to mark shit out hahah then moved on to us pushing a barrier in to a fkn hole hahahah fkn great times on the way back cam and i picked up these 2 pieces of wood and then throw them hahah with us having pants down to our feet hahah cam wanted to do javilin omg i hv neva put pants on so fast in my life haha with us running for our lives i ended owning myself on this drop cliff thingy omg it hurt haha anyways when i woke up the next morning i called in sick for work so i cud meet a girl name amy which resulted me in ditching dinners 18th bday dinner which was one of bad decisions still to come and then me losing my wallet jsut added to the worst day so far. It was saturday nite and i got a phone call from bren saying where the fuck are u me waking from a power nap and looking outside i thought i was morning then i abused brendo for callin me so early where he replied that i was trippin balls and it was nite time i was like shit he was like u have 15mins to get to sizzler im like alrite not tellin him i wasnt going. Amy's was alrite had a good chat drank some alcohol and yea that was pretty much it. On sunday i spoke to dani who was pretty dissapointed that i ditched her for a random internet girl which she had ful reason to and i felt really bad but more bad news was heading my way.

Last monday nite was my christmas parta and omg it was the shit deadset haha.
It started with me giving a call to yankos asking him to join me he was a bit histant at the start but was keen as mustard wen i said there was a bar tab hahah. After picking him up on the way home it was a quick shower then shave then b4 i new it i was on the bus where we ahd a slight idea where rydges was i new tontie was goin to be a fkn great nite. We were near rydges where i saw micheal a old manager from KMART he was a champ back then such a mad guy afta chatting wit him it was to rydges where yankos shouted beers. We had a VIP pass to the all girls table which was filled wit 16 and 17 yr old girls who were alrite then afta watching a video of last years events and photos it was on to food where i got an abusive phone call by nesh saying come sit at my table u arabs hahah. afta eating and doin awards and raffles where i won a 6 pack of beer OH YEA!!! it was on to the bar tab where the nite truely begun haha myself ryan and matt one the new managers did indian file which resluted in us being smashed as all fk and me returning to 4 more cc's at the table which i smashed down as well. yank and i were walkin round and found out they had karoake where myself and yank sang INXS-never tear us apart which resulted in us winnning a $50 bar voucher at DICEY"S!!!!! winnah more drunken songs came up and b4 i new it was 11pm and dad was out the front door outside walking to the elevater we were meet with the fire brigade where the stupid dj put on the smoke machine next to a smoke alarm TOSSER!!!!!! hahaha. Wat a great nite all round yank and i had a good time lol

Well last weekend was the weeknd where my life wud truely be changed forever it was friday and i was having beers at yankos house b4 i went to work make it more interesting but instead of me goin i called in sick say that my best mates mum died which was a fkn huge mistake then me lieing to my mum saying taht benji's mum was in hospital that was number 2 then yankos myself jack and mattos were playin cricket in the rain where i smaked yank for a 6 into this old couples house where the threatend to call the cops cus we were playing cricket in the street hahaha. We moved on to cold bennet park where i got many phone calls from mum where abused her and kept hangin up on her bad choice number 3. it was friday nite and b4 i new it i was fkn trashed and on the 130 to the city where we all got it off and us boys we lined up at the griffth uni fence facing the freeway chuckin a massive group slash hahah great times well the nite was goin great untill yank and i lost nani brendo yeatsie and benji this was 2am by now so we meet up with rob and got a lift home where i had to work the next day omg wat a day that was.

I turned up for work where i found out i was supervisor all day omg power rush i did nuthing all day like i do any work haahah BLUDGER!!!!. got a call from brendo saying can i borrow ur shoes tonite i was like why the hell not haha since i wasnt goin out cus i had no money and jess was coming ova to watch some dvds and drink piss. As i finished work i popped in to naughty but nice OMG !!!! so orgasmic porn everyhwere lots of crazy shit was in there hahaha. I got home went and dropped off shoes to brendo where we relived the nite it was the nite b4 haha.

Well it was bout 8pm and jess had arrived made a few cd's and then it was to the dvd's where american pie 3 was on hand hahah afta the movie had finished i pretty fkn smashed where we watched some that 70's show that is like the best show eva lol. afta that had finisehd i felt it was bed time. This is where Kyle crossed the line of no return and the broke the unwritten law of brothers. Got a call from benji saying some bar girl was trying to kill him hahah and this is when i did a nude run in the neighbours back yard hahah fkn it was cold in the rain. It was morning and i woke up at 5 tryin to remember wat i did last nite and then it hit me and i felt so sick i went out side for a bit. I went to work at 12 where jess was working as well omg i was hungova as the longest 7 hr shift ever hahah got home where i sat down and had a huge mother fkn d and m with brendo and it was a good chat. spoke to him bout everything i was feeling  etc and then it hit me i had to tell him wat happened the nite b4 i new it wud hurt him but growing some balls and tellin straight up probably was the best thing i did in the whole weeknd. we chatted for a while bout wat happened and it seemd we sorted shit out.

Well i have learnt many lessons from the last couple of weeks 1. Friends and family are the most important thing in ur life no matter wat happens. 2. Never lie to ur mum and make and her cry u feel like shit in the morning especailly when its arkward silence to work. My new years resolution is 1. Limit drinking 2. Be involved in the group more often. 3. Find a real girl hahah.

Jsut an apology b4 i leave here 1. dani look im really sorry for not celebrating ur bday wit u it was a bad choice not to and im sorry hopefully we can catch up soon and brendo mate ur a fkn legend and yea i will talk to u wen u finish work laterz im out

well where the fuck do i start. Well it has been a long time since i have blogged the reason is fkn the effort really. well alot has happened since brendo rang my dad hahaha fkn great times.

Well i fkn finished tafe which is a fkn plus so happy bout that hahah. well afta that huge weeknd of brendos It was off to the footy and oh wat a weekend it was. IT started from me asking mullet to come ova to his for a few pre drinks i was fkn keen as since i had alot of beers left so afta a good fkn 45 mins i was at mullets house and the sat nite began. I was shattered to hear the news that brendo and cam were pikin fkn dirty arabs but i was ova it in a flash wen the first beer went down by the time old mate brendo picked us up at mullets mate i was well on my way hahah and ready to give those fkn poms some shit hahah, wen we got to the game i went straight to the atm and then to red rooter hahah red rooter great name hahah then it was to the fkn bar to get my tray of rums and i new it was goin to be a good one. well it was kick off and i was having a great time giving the fkn ref some fkn shit hahaha then towards the end of the half who was i to run into but fkn big finter and ricky from lifesaving fkn bastards they are. well it was the end of the nite and i was fkn smashed we managed to catch the bus to garbo where we saw brendo and cam leave our precence it was sad. hahah well were goin to catch the 150 to the shack where the parta wud continue but sdly it didnt due to kyles hornyness and mullets as well and well adam rang zoie to pick us up but she was at the coast and had to drop a mate off so it was a good 1 and half till we saw her. in the mean time i tried to fkn sit on a chain fence where i fkn stacked it and cud not get out of the gutter and benji took a photo great times hahah then we played force them backs fks me how u spell it hahaha.

well that was quite the weeknd but it was the start of schoolies and well i new i wud be involved or be there in some sort of way or another. well it was thursday morning where i found myself at yanks house ready to go the ashes yay oh and wat a day it was. i was half way to the ashes wen i left my wallet in yanks car was not happy cus i was keen for some beers so then it was goin to be a huge recon mission to hv 3 beers without cops or anyone asking for ID. The mission was a complete success. Then i found out it was to schoolies we go and mate i new it was goin to be a fkn huge one hahahaha. Once there yank and i bought a carton of pulses and some quick fucks and oh god i new i wud be a mess hahaa the nite was goin great guns jugged down a few pulses and some quick fucks and i was on my way we were walkin to cavil wen out of no where some fk comes up and slaps me twice wtf is that slap fkn pussy and punched yankos cus i was wearing an oc tshirt (touche). while at cavil i wathced a guy fkn get handcuffed for trying to talk his way out of getting a ticket and some guy claimin he was not pissed wen he was. well we meet up with yank's misses and her friend sarah who is not bad haha then while walkin back i saw this hot girl that i have seen b4 while at the vic one nite but i didnt say hi cus i forgot her name yea i no wtf. well it was friday and i was still pissed wen i got home from gettin a spray from dad and mum dunno why idoits.

i was talkin on msn and who get in contact with this girl named ema who i hv meet twice and she wanted to come down and c me and hang ( nuthing sus ) so iwas like aiit thats cool 10 hrs later still no contact nuthing even ditched an 18th to go out with her by this time i was fkn shattered and to the alco i went. i even had a d and m with majar bout stuff it was good went for an 1hr. wen i get a call coem to schoolies from mullet and wiht a flash it felt like desivu haha no idea wtf taht says hahahaha. the hight light a fkn huge massive fite where i swear to god half of schoolies was there was a good one.We met up with brendo where he decided to dance in circle full of black people hahahah fkn champ and deadset thought he was goin to get stabbed hahah idoit. well it was 5am on sat morning and i started work at 12 and well i was sleeping until a get a fkn call by who but fkn parnesh fkn arab dirty arabian come in early bro it was 9.30 im like fk it alrite i was so tired and hungova my aim was destroy my work toielts hahaha and yes my aim was complete at 3pm hahahhaha cop that movies. I got home to get a call from benji saying come to claires parta cus im the ji in benji i was hesitent at first not keen to do nuthing but then was persuaded to come as long as he wud ride in the boot on the way there and mate im so glad i went hahahaha fkn great tiem benji ur a fkn legend danman i love u r gold and mudos and ur nude run fkn famous haahhahaahah it was good till this fkn drug guy was talking shit and the FNS came in to affect so glad it did thanx guys. Danman thanx for the lift u r my hero.

well i have been pretty fkd up lately and deadset having a notepad file has saved from doin stuf i wud regret.um mum and dad are good now yay thats a plus and now start fuill time soon and hopefully getting a car at chrissy so i can fkn do burnouts and shit ahahaha winnnah on 1 point that is hahaha anyways.

well this is the end of my blog yea it is long so fk off if u dnt want to read it hahahah anyways zoie sorry for not coming to ur sis 18th surely u had a great time anyway, ema well u have dissapointed me but im ova it moving on and yea have a good one yankos thanx for thursday fkn legend and everyone who was involved if u werent well bad luck laterz im out

Well wat can i say it was a pretty shithouse weekend. The highlight was me drinkin with yank and helpin him and brendo to paint his bonnet looks fkn sick man nice work. God damm home brew beers fk u up deadset destroy u hahahahah gotta love them. then moving on to home where i drank some more and went random driving got home at 3am woohooo. Last nite was so shit was keen all arvo and nite to go out with the group yeatsie, brendo, mullet, amy and zoie but we i got home mum sat me down and we chatted for a good 30 mins which changed my mind to not going out cus of depths and no money . Me hvn no money will be ova soon since i got a full time job WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!! wat now bitches hahahaha. Moving on i didnt get to sleep till 3am cus i was thinkin bout alot of stuff( EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and yea jsut got to sleep wen i woke up at 9 to 12 missed calls and mum tellin me that brendo rang to ask where i was and to c if he i cud pick up nice work bren hahahah I LOVE UR WORK hahaha. Now its sunday and im writing how fkn boring oh well hv fun guys laterz.

Well today is sunday and wat a sunday it was lol!!! It started with a call from benji " You have 15mins to get ready that is ur mission if u choose to accept it." i was like aiit FISHING!!!!!!!!. We then proceeded to jacobs well with benji's unlce and pa. Had the best bacon and egg roll ever OMG!! so ORGASMIC!! hahahahaha. Once in the boat it was bout 8am once 8.30 came round benji and i cracked our first CC ( Canadian Club) and no we are not alcos hahaha . I got the first fish and the most fish wit 2 hahaha. Was a great day a highlight was having terrets wen boats came passed us was very entertainin hahahaha. Anyways im burnt as a beetroot i wud like to thank Benji and his uncle for takin me and will talk later.

Wow today started pretty gay *shakes fist at rain* cus rain disrupted our fishing trip. Then at 10am yank calls and asks if we wanted to go for a drive to whooop whooop. I looked at benji and we each said "ok". Having no clue where yankos was taking us the trip began at maccas where FKN BROWNS PLAINS IS SHIT!!!!!!! hahah fkn arabs. Getting to our distination we stubbled across a dirty motherfucking curry munchin arab who sells dirty spicey chicken curry hahah fkn curry munchers. We popped in to WOOLIES!!!! and at the spur of teh moment me and benji got some 2l ice cream each OMG!!! im neva eating ice cream again hahah... that has much chance of happning as me stopping drinkin hahah that will neva happen.. I AM ALCO!!!!!!!! lol. On the way home we came across a honda civic where the people inside wud not stop lookin at me so i gave them something to look at... I turned on some terrets hahah so good they drove away quickly but we caught up and they looked again and the "SHIT, TITTING FUCKING, CUNT" scared them away for good hahah then we were crusing and the panic at the disco song came on, and instead of singing the real words i decided to make my own at the spur moment this came out "Oh just imagine, sitting on a toilet, chucking a bog, with a spoon facing u." hahaha fkn great times and its only saturday there will be more to come later im out.

Well this day was fkn awesome it started off with a fkn great day at work experience should be gettin a job there oon FUL TIME FTW!!!!! haha. Then tonite wow wat an experince Saw 3 is fkd in the head so much anger and violence oh the <3 haha. Brendo cracked me up wat a fkn pussy hahah i still luv ya bren. U even saw a naked girl yes FREE PORN!!!!! hahah u love it. Anyways then turned out on the way hm me and benji tried to fkn row the chazza oh wat fn hahah so good then i showed AMY my boobs thats rite i flashed somebody WINNNAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then benji had a go so good hahah. WE ARE WIN!!! yes and now me and my bro are drinkin CC's thats rite drinkin so good well hv fun im out laterz!!!

WOW today is Wednesday woohooo closer to the wekeend wooohooo anyways Last nite was pretty boring the highlights was me getting pissed and then going for a random drive with amy and zoie then finidng a sign that i stole from algester shops and put it out side my dads limo CLASSSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! hhahaha yea that was bout it. Today was a great day of nuthing and tontie playin soccer should be fun and yea thats bout it anyways im off laterz haha hv a good one

wow today is TUESDAY!!!! hahah everything hapens on a tuesday hahaha. anyways i ditched the beach today to do tafe work i no WTF!!!! but yea tafe assignments are so gay and time consumin but you have to do them anyways its my mums bday today wtf who puts out a bay on halloween WEIRDOS. hahah and tontie we are goin to slaughter falls ive heard stories but tontie i will find out first hand wtf this place is bout anyways i better get back to assignments 2 to go woohoo then kyle is drinkin. FKN OATH HE IS!!!! laterz

Well where do i start last nite was fkn insane started out pretty good me drinkin 5 coronas b4 even getin picked up by YANKOS!!!!!!!!!!! anyway the uni parta we went to first blew fkn goats mind u our mate MATT!!! came and man he is fkn legend. Afta we had our fun there we moved back to amy's house where the parta!!! kept goin i was well im on my way to be para and dancing in the middle of the street was jsut a sign of good things to come. I had a fkn great time 5 coronas and 10 cc's wat a fkn effort. Then trying to do round off's and break dancing was also fun but in small doses or u wil get hurt hahaha. Anyways i would like to thank amy for making it happen and YANKOS!!!! for taking me and the boys and MATT!!! who again will be joinin us in many parta's to come. Anyways im out. LATERZ!!!!!!!!